Off Topic Strange nicknames you had for teachers or pupils when you were at school

I used to knock about with a lad when we were at school and his nickname was 'lego hair' as he had this block head and his hair was slicked to his face like a lego man's hair.

There were also teachers who were called something like the subject they taught (a 100% true story I **** you not).

At Headlands in Bridlington we had:

Mr Dance the music teacher
Mr Emery the CDT (craft design and technology) teacher
Mrs French the French Teacher
Mr Blott the Art Teacher
Mr Fowler the games teacher

It's sounds like BS but was totally the facts.

 

If I remember rightly... Mr Blott got banged up for nonceing.

 

There was also a pupil we called Predator cos he had a face like the alien predator (mask on).

 

I have trouble remembering last week, never mind 40-50 years ago....

 

My missus had a classmate called Gazza for a couple of years.

 

At an all boys school that was multi-cultural, some lads had a hard time with their real names, let alone nicknames.

We had a lad with the surname Djuric who was basically always called Durex and then it developed into Johnny, even though his name wasn't Johnny.

Another lad was called Nwanku, no imagination needed.

Another was Amrit and everyone called him armpit - yes, we really were childish boys.

As for true nicknames, we had 'wheelly' for a lad called Lee who weed himself at school.

We had Rottweiler, who basically would offer out fights to people and say meet in the park after school and then he'd turn up with his 2 crazy rottweilers on chains. People soon learned to ignore him.

We had Jizzer (JizzerJosh), because he was caught jerking off in the school showers.

As for teachers, not many funny ones but our German teacher was a really butch female and we used to purposely call her Mister because she was so manly. The best bit was that her surname was Koch. So it was Mister Koch to us.

 

Penfold
Ninja bunny
Mr half stoned

 

Was it a superhero team?

 

It's a wheely good pun that

 

I remember a girl at school wet herself while we were watching a video in class. Was too scared to put her hand up and ask to go to the toilet. Can't remember if she got a nickname, but i'm pretty sure within about 30mins everyone in the school new what had happened.

 

There was a sikh lad at our school nicknamed 'the turbanator'.

 

Same thing happened in my class. It was a sex education video and the lass passed out and pissed herself. Apparently that's what happens to you when your childhood innocence is taken from you all at once.

 

Honest mate he was a maths teacher

 

Some of the kids in Trev's school were nicknamed Spartacus, Socrates and Achilles.

Wait, what's that Trev?

Those were their REAL names?

 

Trev's that old...

Hang on...

 

... his first Christmas was the first Christmas

 

True.

Every Christmas before then didn't count as I wasn't there including one where some kid called Jesus was born.

 

Trev used slate at school

 

I went to headlands too