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  1. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Right then. It's my stag do next weekend and my brother, the master organiser that he is, has got us a place in Vauxhall for the weekend.

    I've not been out in London before so any recommendations on places to go? We aren't doing any activities, just drinking all weekend. One of my friends is a tight arse, he might be out of luck, but some good pubs, places to eat and night spots would be welcome as I have no idea what's good down there.

    Thanks in advance


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  2. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    If you're doing an alldayer then do the Monopoly board.

    Or if you want to do something nice and / or cool then Shoreditch is always reasonable. Plenty of places to drink for £7 a pint.
     
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  3. Kempton

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    <laugh>
     
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    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I'm not even joking...
     
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  5. Kempton

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    Tap water all round :cheesy:
     
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  6. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I stay there probably every fortnight and was there 2 nights this week. Went to this place - think it was called The Breakfast Club - where it is a reasonable sized bar with a smeg fridge in it. However it's actually a false entrance to another secret drinking den downstairs and you have to say a password to get down.

    It's achingly ****y.
     
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  7. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    That sounds class, is that doable in a day?
     
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    Yeah totes. As long as you're not a set of wusses, like.
     
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  9. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    No chance. Although as Partridge fans, we will no doubt be on the Ladyboys later on in the evening. Confusing.
     
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    Went in a bar in Rome in the spring and it had Ladyboys on the cocktail menu.
     
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    If you don't get de-bagged and wrapped around a lamppost with cellophane, you didn't have a stag do.

    Also your party must give you a mohican, before dropping you off drunkenly unconscious in the outer Hebrides.

    Pics or didn't happen <rose>
     
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    A-ha!

    ladyboyz1.jpg
     
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    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crim...aids-at-two-vauxhall-nightclubs-a3475816.html

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...tabbed-outside-london-nightclub-a6954806.html

    this place looks a laugh
     
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  14. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I had a mohawk while I was at uni. A blue one.

    If they try to debag me I'll rip their ****ing ankles off.
     
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    No invites you can go and ...

    Just check where the wethers are sterling. It's always good to go into one and get tanked up on cheap ale/spirits/cocktails. Then you're mate won't notice how much it is when you move on to the pricey places.
     
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  16. Mr Hatem

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    The expert's view
     
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  17. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Well if you're in London come and join.

    Also, good idea, good for food too I guess.
     
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    noun: wether; plural noun: wethers
    1. a castrated ram
    God knows what you get up to in your spare time but I think you should keep it to yourself
     
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    Ewe must be joking
     
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  20. dennisboothstash

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    Odd point of attack
    Are you the same height as happy?
     
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