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St Arsehole's Day vs St Totteringham's Day?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Apr 1, 2017.

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What will it be this season?

  1. St Arsehole's Day

  2. St Totteringham's Day

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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    The man is a **** - I will pay his airfare to get him the **** out of here
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    At your age are you sure your heart will take it ?

    how is Mrs NSIS - any picture updates
     
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  3. NSIS

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    I'm probably fitter than you. And a lot of other posters on here...so, yep!..
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Pissed more like. <ok>
     
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  5. NSIS

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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    A pissed up old man. <ok>
     
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  7. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Possibly and definitely

    wheres the pics update
     
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  8. NSIS

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    You ain't getting one.

    I'm not putting more pics up here, she'd do me a permanent injury if she knew.
     
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  9. 1-0 to Monaco....... guess it would be some consolation if Monaco actually won the bloody thing!! <laugh>
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Better than being a foul mouthed, pissed up old ****wit!..<ok>

    If it makes you feel better to think that because I live in Spain I must be pissed all the time, please be my guest.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    please log in to view this image

    I feel your pain
     
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  12. yossarian

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    Look over your shoulder; that's probably the local rugby team taking turns on your arse.
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    A personal fantasy of yours?
     
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  14. yossarian

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    Watching them all have a go on your arse? Nope, but i'm sure there are plenty on here that would pay good money to see it. Maybe you could offer complementary popcorn.
     
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  15. Ouch!

    Quite literally!
    <laugh>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    I think all you Spuds are sexually hung out on some fettish or other you seem to fantasise about being gang raped by a rugby team whereas the Gimpy fantasist goes for waving his tiny todger about on public transport. Still whatever turns you on I suppose.
     
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  17. yossarian

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    You clearly didn't understand my last comment (to be expected from a knuckle-dragging moron, i guess). Many people on here, supporting many teams (your included) would pay good money to see you're arse ripped apart by your local rugby team and you crying like a baby, begging them to stop. But then begging even louder for them to start again if they do stop.

    PS. Don't forget the complementary popcorn and maybe some beer.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Says the slopey headed Piltdown ponce who has a penchant for anal sex with groups of sportsmen.... I understand you 100%
     
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  19. yossarian

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    Clearly not, even when it's carefully explained to you.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    You clearly like the thought of anal sex with rugby players but probably best not to keep mentioning it on a football forum.
     
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