St Arsehole's Day has arrived!

Join the party, lads! Let's make this a celebration to remember, eh!

 

I'm going for 6 pages minimum by the morning.

 

In you come, Libby!

There's plenty of booze, mate!

Pixie will be along later. We've booked him for the comedy act.

 

Who won?

 

Do you live next door to the ground? You got home fast.

 

Liverpool

 

Chelsea.

The day that London celebrated wildly. The blue corner because they've effectively completed the monumental achievement of winning the English Premier League. The white corner because it can no longer be caught by the team currently placed 6th.

 

Come in, lads!

I can see that you've been looking out for this thread, given that you've all turned up so quickly.

Queuing up outside, yeah?

Well, don't wait on ceremony, lads! Get your arses to the bar and start the party!

 

Remind us what you've actually won?

 

Welcome, Archie!

Grab a bottle, mate!

It's not about the winning, it's about the bragging rights, son.

But you already know that.

Now, stop yakking and get your 'arris up on the dance floor, son!

 

Fair play to Spurs though, the fans are bound to enjoy it... it can't be easy being in your biggest rivals shadow for over 2 decades, must be horrible that.

The tough part now is repeating it next year.

 

That's the fun part, Libby!

 

So If I am correct its, UTD biggest club in London followed by Chavs then Spuds, QPR then Arsenal?

Or have I missed out and Clubs that are above Aresnal?

 

Probably without 2-3 of your Star players

 

Can't say that i'm arsed tbh, but well done for finishing a couple of places above your nearest and dearest rivals, we have finished two whole divisions above ours!...

 

Like we're going to finish second in the Prem, with the best manager in the league - probably the best in Europe - and with the hardest meanest bastard for a chairman, and we're going to exodus all our best players!

Stop your nonsense, and go and yourself a lap-dance from one our lovelies!

 

Congrats to Spurs, celebrate likes its 1991 when you last won a major trophy.

Remember to wear sunscreen

 

Welcome, G4E!

You seen Pixie anywhere?

He's the entertainment, later!

The ****er had better not be late! I'm expecting a good crowd.

 

Bloody 'orrible when it was the other way round though, wasn't it?

 

He will turn up.

No shame in us losing to a good Spurs side