Spurlock's Gym

Wouldn't say No. unfortunately, she almost certainly would though!

 

Got another one...

As part of keeping fit I eat standard cornflakes for breakfast.

Last summer I was working on site and I used to commute and would bring my own bowl and I would pour milk from my home supply into my fishing flask for breakfast when I arrived.

I stopped this and am now back working in the office.

I do loads of fishing but only use the flask for the winter season - you can see where this is going!

I went to dig out my flask in the shed at the end of last year and I could already smell it before locating it.

I unscrewed the lid to sealed milk roughly 4 months old which had heated and cooled multiple times first in the boot of my car and then in the shed.

The smell was so horrific I just binned it. Didn't even contemplate washing it out!

 

have hope my brother, there are many ways to skin a cat.

 

Milk is some horrible **** when it goes off.
Remember when I worked at Tesco as a kid, the worst job was always emptying the gone off milk into the drain and throwing the eggs and **** into the compactor out back.
Just going in to that room made me heave!

 

Yup.

In the car is worst.

Just wont go. Have to get the old wet vac hire guys out.

 

It's a horrible smell alright.

We went away for 3 weeks last year and forgot about some chicken breasts that were in the fridge.

Got home, opened the door, and....

 

I had a similar flask experience a long time ago, with soup.

You can't get the smell out of your nose, it burns.

It smelled like the toilets at a festival after a heatwave.

 

im getting the impression that you are just a lazy **** who doesnt clean up.

 

There is some truth in that

When you live out of your car these things can happen.

Fishing is also naturally a smelly pastime.

 

My wife spilled milk in the car and just soaked it up with some tissue, she assured me it wouldn't stink because it was Lactose-free milk.

24 hours later, my almost brand new car smelled like a dead tramp's tongue.

 

I woulda laid the ****ing pimp hand on my wife if she had pulled that ****!!

 

Cars!!...

****ing hell, that reminds me of when I lived in the states. We had gone out for a few after work. I didn't drink too much as I had to drive, but one guy named Al got virtually comatose after getting involved in some stupid drinking competition.

Anyway, he's wrecked and I volunteer to drive him home like a twat. **** heaves up everywhere before I can stop. It was ****ing volcanic.

I'm not sure I ever got that smell completely out of the car. ****!

 

I hope you sent him the cleaning bill!!

 

Oh jesus Christ in a new car too?!

Not the best moment from your mrs!

 

Yep! He paid the bill to have it cleaned professionally.

Maybe it was my imagination, or my memory, but I'm sure the smell never completely went.

 

Christ.

Yeah sick is another one.

Luckily nobody, yet touch wood, has in any of mine.

Then its not just liquid to deal with

 

I'm used to it mate, I can't have anything good for very long around her.

She once lost my genuine Franck Muller in Thailand and said we could sort it by getting a fake one that looked just like it when we went back to Bangkok.

 

FFS, ive heard enough of your missus and her blunders, get rid.

 

No, they had to take the floor up as there was a little 'reservoir' of milk in the metal grooves underneath.

 

Christ