please log in to view this image There is St Totteringham's Day to remember, too, just to balance things up.
A woman visited a Psychic in her dark and gloomy room, and was gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her. The Psychic delivered the bad news - "There is no easy way to say this, so I'll be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman's eyes stared at the Psychic's lined face, then switched to the single flickering candle, before finally looking down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself, and decided to ask the question she simply had to know the answer to. She met the Psychic's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked... "Will I get away with it?"