Snoozy Wid Ye?

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully this doesn't die a death like my Smelly Wid Ye.

    I think she is the perfect woman. Swedish, blonde, fit, talented and nods off all the time which is like natures own Rohypnol.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39293139
     
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    She might get ran over standing there imo
     
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    Yep, sleep paralysis would be very useful in a woman.
     
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    :huh:
     
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    Gambol King of BRB

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    She suffers from sleep paralysis. Ye can ride her any time ye like thru the night and she canny say naw.
     
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    That's rape
     
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    I don't understand the question.
     
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    How about if you were going out with her and said "listen Doll, when you nod off and I have to make you comfortable and ensure you are safe is it ok if I quickly get your scants down and have a go?" If she says yes then that is consensual.

    She might be ok with it but you'd have a job explaining what you are doing in the soft furnishings department at John Lewis.
     
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    I prefer to hear the orgasmic screams
     
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    This was the Snoozy Swede at 10 if that helps. You know what you are thinking when you look at that microphone.

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  14. Ciaran

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    12? Ffs
     
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    It's a yes from me.
     
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  16. Toby

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    Why does this thread exist?

    Grove you need your own Acworth-style thread to put all your Metro articles in it. You're devaluing Wid Ye threads ffs <doh>
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    He contributes a hell of a lot more to the forum than you.
     
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  18. Toby

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    Get back to chatting about horses and Rangers you waste of internet space <ok>
     
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    I have a super funny story for you guise. I'm in a pub now and a group of British louts have come in and they are singing...

    **** off Alan Johnston
    You've gone down for noncing
    You're a PAEDOOOPHILE
     
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    Did not happen ^^^^
     
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