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The Johnson's Paint-Drying Trophy has never been properly replaced.

 

Trying to find time to get a match thread up guys.

 

I know it's a bit late in the day Ken, but I 've just seen this;

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/2017/august/charlton-ticket-advisory---devonport-end-not-pay-on-the-day/

Note:
I've never been to Home Park, but apparently the Barn Park End is for away fans.
The above report does say all other areas apart from the Devonport end will have "cash gates" open open for entry on match-day.

 

Amid all the bad news, one piece of good news is that Palace seem to have unearthed a real dud in de Boer.

 

Just watched Michael Morrison and Marvin Sordell battling it out in the Burton Albion V Birmingham City game on telly.
Burton 2-1 winners, Sordell scored their first and got the MOTM award.

Bit scrappy but a watchable match, got me in the right mind to look forward to our game at the Valley tomorrow..

 

Back in the day, I remember Michael Morrison taking care of a deadly Jordan Rhodes

 

I'll never forget bulbus eyes' hat-trick up at Hillsborough in April 2014.

One of the last times I got genuinely excited at a victory, this virtually sealed our safety after being 2-0 down.

 

The Premier League has a nice look about it, with Palace second bottom on nul points.

 

Went to the Spurs game this afternoon - the atmosphere was pathetic. They had a drum playing over the tannoy in the first half to try and get the crowd going.

Chelsea fans then took the piss out of it and they didn't bother in the second half. It was something I'd expect from KM.

 

Did they have a fans sofa then?

 

What about a House DJ?

 

Drum beat over the tannoy? Even more cringeworthy than playing a stupid jingle when the team scores a goal. I don't get to many Charlton away games but when I went to Carrow Road a few years back that made me laugh out loud.
Presumably even her forelock-tugging lackeys on the 'Target 20 more fans' group have advised KM not to go down that route.

 

Carl Jenkinson has joined Brlirmingham on a season -long loan.

He must thank the Lord for his agent every day.

 

A lot of that sort of rubbish drifting into sport. I went to my first ever 20twenty match at the Spitfire (St Lawrence ) ground two weeks ago between Kent and Hampshire. The cricket was okay if a bit slapshot , especially by Kent. Peering at the match over the heads of a number of corporate idiots who had their backs to the pitch was a wind up. But the worst was the pathetic fire buckets which went off sporadically and uninterestingly for every four, six or wicket. As if those watching the game needed that to enhance a big score or player out. God forbid they bring it into football, it looked idiotic and out of place at the cricket.

 

I'd like to hear "If you want them out stand up" over the tannoy.

 

I heard that female fans visiting the Lamex stadium have to get them out if they want to get in.
The authorities are apparently reviewing CCTV footage...yeah, I bet they are.

 

I have applied to be a steward there.

 

You wouldn't be able to reach their bras.

 

Problem with women from Brighton is that they're all Vegan. Christ I met loads of them that wanted me when I was there. Told them I'm not interested in a bird that's not down with chewing on some meat... True Story.

 

That is where you are wrong.

I would only check the bras of the over 50's, as they generally head south at that age I'd be able to reach.