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Off Topic Sentences For Stalking?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 26, 2017.

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How long should Pixie be banged up for stalking?

  1. 3 month

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  2. 6 months

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  3. 1 year +

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  4. 5 years +

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  5. Throw away the key

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't need to do any of that, as the posters who talk ****e do it on the daily, as demonstrated above :)

    I reckon your sock will be along shortly to prove that theory again.
     
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    So you've never been to a ufo convention, one hour photo?

    I can remember passing myself laughing when you said you did many times
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    You passed what now ? <laugh>

    Yes I've been to a UFO convention, a long time ago, interesting but ultimately unconvincing.
     
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    <rofl>

    Did you enjoy getting 'probed', piskie?
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    You were the one talking about having just 'passed' something mate.
    I reckon Anal probes are your speciality <rofl>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You usually do Quentin...then it comes back to bite you on the sock :)
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...you shat yourself? ...unlucky mate ...perhaps a higher fibre diet might help? :)
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Pack it in HIAG, it's got well beyond the intrigue stage, you colossal cock womble
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hiag goes to visit his mum in her caravan for a comfort suckle.

    #breastgate
     
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    Another Piskie obsessed thread, what should his punishment for stalking be?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yep.
     
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    I'd suggest a one month ban from the harvester gourmet chain and his gimp suit conviscated.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Voting is going well I see @Hoddle Is A God. You've got all of 2 so far <laugh>

    I suspect one is you and the other Saints, so that just one vote, you then.

    #wumfuckup
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    #melt
     
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    You can hear the crickets amongst the clan on this vote :)
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    These " vote " threads say more about the " Clan " than about HAIG and I'm no huge HAIG fan , if this thread proves anything it's that . When a " Belittling thread comes up against " HAIG " and you vote , the clan's fingers are pushing , when it's about one of HAIG's belittling one of the " Bullies " , Crickets :)...bit sad really .
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Sorry. But bullshit
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    This 'clan' nonsense is just that mate. HIAG is a bellend who invites ridicule from all quarters.
     
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