Off Topic Sentences For Stalking?

TV comedian Rory McGrath has been given a suspended prison sentence after pleading guilty in court to stalking a married woman over a period of 14 months.
McGrath, 60, admitted the charge when he appeared at Huntingdon Magistrates’ Court in Cambridgeshire.

His guilty plea follows an earlier denial of the single charge of stalking at an earlier hearing at the court in November.

He changed his plea on the first day of his trial.

He was given a 10-week suspended prison sentence, as well as a five-year restraining order.

He was also ordered to pay £200 in costs.

McGrath, who regularly appeared as a team captain on sport-themed game show They Think It’s All Over, and more recently in comedy documentary Three Men in a Boat, was accused of sending the woman electronic messages, and of approaching her in the street and following her.

He is also alleged to have sent letters to the woman’s husband.

The offences occurred in Cambridge between June and August 2015.

(Article in The Independent)


So, McGrath gets 10 weeks inside (suspended) for stalking that women for a mere 14 months.

How long would Pixie get for having stalked me for 6 years?

It would be useful to garner the lads' views before I call the cops.

 

I would like to suggest a sentence for stalking...

Spoiler: Sentence

I can see you and saw what you did last night.

 

Should lock the pair of you in a room until the sexual frustration is done with.

 

Rory McGrath's also an Arsenal fan. McGrath = Piskie?

 

Would you like me to call 999 for you this time HIAG

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Has Piskie been writing letters to your Mrs about your affair and refusing to delete intimate pictures of your peewee?

He never got sentenced for stalking btw.

 

It's HIAG's missus he needs to be worried about. Some of the things she's disclosed to me when she's been in my dildo shop about how she gets her needs met are truly eye opening. She even asked me to demonstrate one of my products on her, to ensure that it was satisfactory, as when she asked her husband for help, he tried to stick his fingers in it.

I promised her though that I wouldn't say anything about it to HIAG ........................... whoops

 

What is it with Gooners and stalking!

 

Easy target I suppose

 

Women use this 'stalking' line, way to much. It sounds like the guy was just seriously interested, to me.

 

He'd been boning her on the side for 5 years, then she dumped him

He spent a year harassing her and wrote letters to her husband, sounds a tad deranged to me like.

I always thought he was a **** tbh.

 

****ing hell Tobes

I was only joking, mate. I don't really think stalkers are just 'seriously interested'

 

Who would be the top?

 

Arsenal always finish on top of Spuds, so there's your answer.

 

It's that facile attitude that has typified Pixie's obsession with me, Saffy.

There have been times when I have been too afraid to step outside my front door.

 

Bitch

 

Ya gotta know how insane this post is on this thread you created HAIG.
Takes two stalkings on two legs to go up and make an arse out of yous'.

 

When did Rory McGrath become a comedian?

 

Clearly he didn't think it was all over.