Parliamentary Privilege Used To Expose Addicks Moderator The Charlton Athletic community was today shocked to the core by the revelation in the House of Commons by Jordan Pryke, MP for Selhurst, that the mystery individual known only by the initials "AHLL" who had taken out a super injunction just two weeks ago, was in fact former scourge of the CAFC management, AllHellLet Loose! "I hold it to be the public's absolute right to know when such a high profile poacher turns gamekeeper" said Mr. Pryke, furtively stroking a Swarovski bust of Ron Noades. A representative of Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne, solicitors speaking for AllHell, said that his client was "shattered by the disclosure" and had only resorted to the injunction "to save himself and his loved ones from ridicule, disbelief, mockery, scorn and opprobrium" following his shock decision to accept the post of moderator of the not606 Charlton Athletic board. "All he wanted to do was make a difference, to present a more human face of moderation and reclaim it from the pernickety, pre-pubescent, public school onanists from whose humourless clutches he, and many others, had so recently escaped to not606. Instead, he is faced with the humiliation of complete public exposure with only a lucrative book deal, newspaper serialisation rights and a Hollywood film contract, negotiated on his behalf by Sir Mack Clifface, to mitigate the blow." He described the whole incident as "Shockin', juss shockin'". "I ate vol-au-vents with this man..." Read more disclosures on page 94!
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