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Off Topic SECRET Santa signup thread... shhhh.. it's a secret.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Nov 29, 2016.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

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    LIVERPOOL NOT606 SECRET (is it ****) Santa
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    Saturday 26th November, 3pm

    Dunno when.. dunno how but we'll figure it out.

    All you got to do is sign up here. then sometime later you will be told who you have to "buy" for.

    Ze rules:

    • Sign up deadline? (i dunno you tell me)
    • You get given your victi... recipient.
    • Maximum gift amount £20 unless its funny as **** (like the mobility scooter for RHC)
    • find a picture online of the item. PM me the link or the picture or what it is and where to find it.
    • A thread on christmas week (date to be decided by you lot) will be posted with gifts
    • You have to guess who bought you yours.. get it right and RHC will be sending the slutty barmaid round yours to give you a BJ.

    So say IN and when you want this crap to start and end.

    We also need volunteers to decorate the place. 'tis the season even if RHC is a bloody grinch.. its all an act you know.. he'd ****ing love it if we filled the cheese thread with christmas music.

    Previous meetings: (every year since 0AD)


    2015/2016
    cna't find the thread <whistle>

    2014/2015
    Luvgonzo wins with epic stairlift requirement prediction <ok>


    Officials:
    Santa
    The holy Spirit
    The grinch


    Is it on TV?
    Streaming live on santablows.com (please don't click this.. it might actually work <yikes>)

    Form Table:

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    Betting:
    Liverpool top for christmas (1/7)
    RHC to fall over before the 25th and do his groin (evens)


    yes those are the actual odds.. unbelievable really.

    Injuries:

    RHC Groin Strain No Return Date
    Greez Crapped to death No Return Date
    MFG Back Injury No Return Date


     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Where's the table?
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

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    I'll post one now.
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'm IN
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What is this another ****ing referendum ?

    I'll let you know when it's actually christmas
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

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    the grinch as arrived <whistle>
     
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    I'm the water bottle that the grinch kicked
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Stick it up your arse.

    I'm in btw
     
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    Email arrived telling me my new trainers are on the way anyways, early christmas present to myself ... now who's the grinch/krampus <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    Is it on telly?

    I'm in, you nasty twat <grr>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

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    christmas is going to be on telly yes. sky have a movie channel for it.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

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    not to bad right now.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't give money to that ****house.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

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    good for you. netflix will be hosting wall to wall home alone movies for you on repeat.
     
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    Yeah I'm in.
     
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