When you scratch your arse do you follow up with a cheeky little sniff or not? The German coach is a legendary scratcher and sniffer.
Bollocks, anyone sticking their hands down their trousers and poking their fingers up their bum are just weird let alone sniffing them afterwards, wipe yer bums properly and wash yer hands, dirty ****ers.
Defo. After the gym for example, the arse crack is a sweaty mess. Nowt better than a good yank at the arse hairs and a sniff before you jump in the shower. Always offer the wife a sniff too, it's good for morale.
Despite being what could be considered an old man, I'm flexible enough to sniff first and then decide whether the rusty bullet hole needs scratching.
Woaaaaaahhhhhh, who said owt a bout slipping a cheeky finger up there like? Keep your filthy habits to yourself mate....I save that job for the missus anyways
Beat me to it Quite a leap taken there, I think BTK has inadvertently revealed his own procedure. I think he probably enjoys a cheeky pokey bum **** after that revelation.