Scandinavians are the happiest. Norway! Yes Way!

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39325206

    Five of the top ten happiest places to live are Scandinavian countries and with Switzerland, Canada and New Zealand also in the list it looks like bit of snow and some mountains makes you smile.

    Most unhappy places are almost exclusively African or Arabic. Some people will not like this.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The reason the ****s from Norway are so happy is that their ugly wimmin are better lookin than our good lookin wimmin, and, with the dark and cold winters they spend most of their time indoors shaggin them. The ****s.

    #jealousrage
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Hmmm,you might have something there
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Old Blighty in 19th.
     
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    Looking at the photo of the Norwegians it is safe to say the wimmin are fit and the men are horny. I'd like a Finnish burd, have her open the legs and say "welcome to Lap Land"
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Any excuse to look at Swedish birds

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    One on the left looks real dirty
     
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    Rafa Nadal's Wife's Quim Leader of POOVES

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    Canada would be as happy as Norway but we can't affjord it . sorry folks .
     
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    Having been to Sweden a few times I can concur that the wimmin are definitely among the finest fillies around. High class birds mostly iirc.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Have a like for the bad joke in the OP. <ok>
     
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    U do realise the highest free-standing mountain in the world is in Africa m8. It has snow there sometimes too iirc. Ur logic means Africa should be happy then too.
     
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    The problem with the continent is the world is very interested in Africa , they're just not interested in Africans . It's one of the saddest facts in the history of man , which ironically , started in Africa . The rest of the world should be ashamed at the treatment of Africans , from day one .
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** em.

    (Monny does :emoticon-0136-giggl)
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is that Senga1 or 2?
     
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    Would have given the Scottish bint a big 'WID' until I saw what footie top she was wearing!
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    *tap
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Photoshopped, m9. In the original photie it's wearing a sellic tap. True story.
     
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  18. SaveTheHumans

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    It's a kwality fotoshop to be sure to be sure if that's troo.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    This'll be the same Scandinavia that leads the world in the topping themselves stakes, and where staring moodily out to sea at night whilst contemplating murder is a national pastime? Oooookaaay.

    Prefer my paradise to have a beach and sunshine, thanks. And a bit of daylight in winter is also a plus in my book.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^watches too much scandi noir
     
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