Roland's 70th Birthday thread

Roland Duchatelet is 70 years old next week, meaning that Katrien Meire will have a septuagenarian as a boyfriend

Given the fantastic job he has done as Charlton owner, please suggest the ideal for our Glorious Benefactor:

How about :

• A new girlfriend who is half way competent
• A new set of teeth to replace his yellow ones
• A roll of sellotape for his terrible old brown shoes
• A life time ban from owning an English football club
• A new car with no brakes
• A bungee jump without a safety cord.

 

I just think he just deserves better from the world class team he's put together. He's rewarded the fans with a wonderful match day atmosphere, it's now time for Foley to pull his finger out and score a hat trick against Swindon.

Happy birthday, Roland. It's another year down...

 

Is this an opportunity for a CARD jolly next week?

Rick Everitt (although not him obviously) jumping out of a cake with all marzipan on his head like a cake wig could garner Belgian Press attention and a HSE visit

 

A new football club to replace Charlton. Palace or Millwall.

 

Further suggestions for Roly's 70th birthday prez:

• A bottle of Viagra tablets....it can't be easy for him when he comes over to London to service his boiler

 

An ITTV subscription, with a personal (drink fuelled) abusive message about who he should be signing from the Maltese 3rd division.

 

Roland is almost an anagram of Donald. They are both proof that a man should be retired by the time he celebrates his 70th birthday.