Rival watch

And don't forget Rose and Walker......l

 

His haircut is aerodynamic

 

Game over at turfmoor

 

2-0

Shrek scores on his return. Pundits and commentators up and down the country drown in semen.

 

The emergency service had better cum quick (oooo eeeeerrrr missssuusss)

 

It's a traditional Scouse greeting, eh la?

 

Burnley have won 2 in 13 since Barton's return. Drawn only 2 as well.

 

Man Utd are putting pressure on the Goons with this result.

 

The pundits on Sky saying Barton should have brought down Martial en route to the first goal (committed a professional foul).
He tried. You can see him making a grab for his shirt. He just couldn't get near him.

 

Betty Swollocks will be seen at Anfield today after a United win.

 

Arsenal can't get out of their own half, but Cech hasn't had much to do.

 

As The Ox trips Aguero in the box, McManamanamanaman says "You don't need much contact", suggesting more is required than for Chelsea's yesterday.

 

Reading the BBC summary, it seems the two SFs are a measure of
the current gap/quality between PL 1/2 and 4/7.

 

Gooners getting the rub of the green at the moment. Citeh have what appears to be a legit goal disallowed and Arsenal dishing out the fouls like fake news at a White House press conference.......
What's the betting their 20% possession leads to a win......

 

Arsenal winner from Citeh's chronic inability to defend crosses. Probably Giroud. Still, I'll be able to spend that day gardening or lying in the spa without bothering with football.

 

Three centre backs and there's nobody there?

 

It's got their mark all over it as Citeh hit the post and bar!

 

Hopefully going to extra time. An extra 30mins of football to help the fatigue this week will do nicely.

 

Warm afternoon with lots of tired players. I reckon the age of Citeh's defence could be the deciding factor. Theo to come on and win it for the Arsene Wenger contract celebration?