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RIP Tea Lady Kath

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 28, 2017.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Sorry Kath - you can't take us anywhere!



















































    Well actually - you can take Hank if you want <whistle>
     
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    What, in my delicate condition.

    Seriously though. I'm a cracking Northern Soul Dancer, or did she mean crappy....
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    You're a cracking topless pole dancer? <yikes>







    OK sorry enough now.
     
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    In contrast to Obi who is topless on a pole dancer who is cra**ing herself!!!!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Walk up to the Indian temple mate then it's a short downhill walk to the Earl #logical
     
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    No mate. It's Leia and she's chained up in front of him.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Albert please stop playing that horrid video on your sig.

    Please.

    PLEASE!

    PLEASE, I BEG YOU!!
     
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    Give me 25 likes and we have a deal #likewhore
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Likes or licks?
     
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    I wonder what percentage of our threads actually stay on subject


    RIP Kath by the way
     
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    Stop changing the subject, FFS!
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its a disgrace that a thread about a great lady is ruined by the likes of NEV. Just in really poor taste and lacking class.

    Oh and **** off with your RIP threads ACS. She's deid get over it. I'm sure someone else can make tea.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Don't worry. If you ever pop your clogs there will be none of this namby pamby nonsense. We'll give you a eulogy to smile about just in case you're looking up at us.

    "Pouchy, Pouchy, Pouchy.
    You were always a ****. Now you're a dead ****. RIP mate <ok> "
     
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    Looking up? Nah once you're deid, you're deid. All this rest in peace (piss) business is silly.
     
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    Well at least I knew you wouldn't be looking down on us :)
     
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    There's no looking anywhere. You're deid. You're either ashes or rotting. Plant food either way at some stage. I think death should be embraced. Particularly if its Fredors.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    When I'm 'gone' I would like to have a "rest in pies" tribute.
     
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    This deid is deid isn't strictly true I can assure you. Although the continous coming back from the Deid lark isn't all its cracked out to be...
     
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    How on earth would you know, Count Alucard?
     
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    Experience over eons.....
     
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