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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No... But I did try actually. I went to the hospital website to see if any way to pass a well-wish message along to an inpatient. There isn't.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 29, 2017
  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    thats really american.

    hospital in chester doesn't even have electricity. they are using leeches on him
     
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  3. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    wot like Mansfield <laugh>
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    The nothingness of the midlands.
     
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  5. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    They'll die of alcohol poisoning.
     
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    saintKlopp, Mar 29, 2017
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  6. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Mansfield is deffo something <whistle>
     
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  7. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    I could pm his number to you, then you too could be regaled with a lavish array of drunken expletives on your voicemail.

    Actually I have contacted him - and it seems he's not having the op after all.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Dont be silly, rhc isn't going to know how to call an American number!
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 29, 2017
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've text him to see how it went, I expect some form of swearing as a response.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Q. What do you call a one legged, Carling loving Scouser?

    A. RHC
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He seems upbeat, quite pleased with the potential saving on socks.
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 29, 2017
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    They won't even deign to drink from him FFS the stench of piss rotten carling in his repugnant blood will be so bad
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 29, 2017
  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I had a can of Carling a couple of nights ago. It was worse than what I remember.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ummm, they sown his leg back on and he's fine. Might not have cut his leg off at all and he might have been sent home and there no need for an op at all. So he's fine. No Op, not embarrassing at all.
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    He has just wasted a load of NHS money. All those appointments he had and cancelled ops and they do nothing. He should have just cut out the infection himself with a rusty old Carling can. Then poured Carling on the wound to kill any infection.
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Mar 30, 2017
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh> Go home Cuth, you're drunk.
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Who did this? <laugh>
    Baby Cuth.jpg
     
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    Zingy, Mar 30, 2017
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  18. saintKlopp

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    FFS, luv. I told everyone this yesterday. <doh>

     
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  19. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I had a couple of cans last weekend because I was at the other half's family and that's all they had to offer. ****ing vile stuff!
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    you married/didn't marry (??) the wrong ****ing hole there my friend
     
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