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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Julie looked very fetching last night. Not seen her with her feller yet since I've been back. I said bye as I was leaving last night and she said "Why are you always going just when I start my shift?". Don't know whether to bother reading anything into that. Probably not <laugh>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    you should read that she thinks you are very very very old.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Rattled your cage with my anti-car stance have I <laugh>
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    The truth must hurt ould fella but if you are headed to bed by 8pm all she is thinking is do you have a colostomy bag n all...
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was 9.00 pm. Sitting at the bar in the Grange is not permitted and carrying a pint with crutches can prove somewhat problematic. There was some ****ty rugby league match on the box and there was no one in to have a proper crack with. Went home and watched a very good drama-documentary instead <ok>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Deffo. <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's a stroppy ****er. Two films on tonight that get decent reviews, The Guest (some bloke out of Downton Abbey in it) and Red Eye. Wes Craven film with Cillian Murphy. I know there's a ****ing thread for this ****, but have you seen either?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The Guest is worth a watch, quite clever.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What about Red Eye?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not seen it, ratings are ok though.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    All it means is she is comfortable with you to correspond in such a manner, so she doesn't hate you.

    She might just be friendly, or she might want salami in the slit.

    Only one way to find out. Dip your shrimp in the crab bucket and see if it makes her whale.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    I bet the crutches made her moist mate <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd sooner hammer her ****ter <ok> <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She did say "I hope everything else works" <laugh>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can you get crutches for a penis?



    ... That was more of a flirt than the comment that you're avoiding her.
     
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    yep they are small round & coloured blue :bandit:


    Baccy Dave can probably source some slightly dodgy version .
     
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    At that point, I hope you replied with "if you're referring to the 3rd leg of my tripod, then most definitely"

    <laugh>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Japs eye ??
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Or. It appears to, but I'd welcome a second opinion.
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    if his baccy pouch smells of vag then there's a problem ... should sniff it and find out
     
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