Prediction League Relegation Watch

You, still, use commas, too often, did they, teach, you nothing, at Harv,ard?

 

The way I use commas is the correct way, Stan.

The only thing I can apologise for, is your lack of proper schooling.

 

I, have no doubt, that you think, you use them, correctly, as you frequently, insist you are, correct about things, you clearly know, nothing, about. Why, are you doing this, to me, Stan, I, will, call the, police?

 

Your grammar is dreadful, Stan.

Don't thank me for pointing that out, please.

 

O,K.

 

Actually, I meant to say that your grandma is dreadful, Stan. She farts in public.

 

I bet that kind of humour, went down, a storm, in the, dorms. Before, you, went down, HIAG.

 

They're called wards, not dorms.

 

Stan has this recurring homo-erotic sexual fantasy about me as a boy, at a public school.

Yes, it is disgusting, but it isn't doing any of us any harm, so why not let him keep pumping his fist over it?

 

To be fair I merely suggested that you went to boarding school as you display the classic signs. Insecure, dim witted, inferiority complex etc.

It's Fosse who thinks you were at it with your school chums.

 

Yeah, but you still pump your fist thinking about it.