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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sheffordqpr, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. QPR999

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    They've already done a show with that format Shef, http://www.channel4.com/programmes/celebrity-island-with-bear-grylls

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_with_Bear_Grylls#The_Celebrity_Island_with_Bear_Grylls

    One of the singers from JLS was in it and cried his eyes out because he couldn't hack it and begged to get taken off the island. There was a rugby player named Thom Evans who couldn't do it either and minced off like a little girl.
     
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    Getting on a train at 6:34 this morning, going to the shop on it and being asked if I "need a caffeine hit" when I order a double espresso. No I just love the taste of your awful ****ing coffee you ****. **** off.

    Going on a double date and the other bloke doesn't like football so I have to talk about some other ****e for three hours. What do these ****ers do on a Saturday?
     
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    Too true <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. sheffordqpr

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    Nines, that sounds to me like a slightly more extreme version of what I described. Still a pile of pooh! No one died! The idea is good in principle, they just need to take that extra step. I even have a name for my show: I'm a waster and deserve a slow humiliating death.
     
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    Barbers!!! I reckon that they are responsible for a number of burglaries. Every time I go to one they ask me a) Where/when am I going on holiday, and b) Where I live.

    I don't trust the c*nts! In the wrong hands, that sort of information is priceless. Word of advice, don't crack under questioning! Added to that, I am rarely happy with the mess they have made of my Barnet!!

    The last one I went to was a woman, no third degree and she did a good job. I shall return!
     
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  6. Steelmonkey

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    Useless ****ing refs and linos in the Championship ! Hurry up and get goal-line technology fitted.
     
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    The Oscars and all the other 'I love you, do you love me' arse licking award ceremonies.
    Dominic Littlewood. What has he got to look so smug about all the f*cking time. Looks like he escaped from Fraggle Rock!
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    New series on ITV tonight: Lethal Weapon 'based on the film FRANCHISE'. When did a series of films become a franchise?????????? Ditto a TV series turning into a 'box set'. Transatlantic crap-speak. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
     
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