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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hi guise, it has recently become aware to me that my right click button on my laptop isn't working. I'm sure it is something probably to do with the settings or something not to do with the settings. Apart from deleting System 32 and installing McAfee(which both are very helpful) have any of you got any ideas how I would rectify this rather annoying problem? Thanks in advance <ok>
     
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    ctrl alt F12 - system settings - right click customisation - tick
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Could be fluff,try hoovering it and if this doesn't work hit the reset button,hope this helps.
     
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  4. monacoger

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    Not sure I want to try that, as it says that if I do it it will switch to the nth virtual console, whatever the **** that means
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    It's broke.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think it is to do with the settings and nothing to do with hoovering *other brands of vacuum cleaners are available
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not as broke as you, you unemployed, waste of space, snake, fenian bastard <party>
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I might be a waste of space snake fenian bastard but I'm no broke or unemployed.

    How's the marriage going?
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Marriage is like any other marriage in the world! We did go on a picnic yesterday though <diva>
     
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  10. Tina.

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    It's broke Gerry. Can get it replaced by a computer shop.
     
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    *broken
     
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    Unappreciative prîck.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Give it a wash in soapy water then half an hour in the oven at a very low heat to dry out all the electronic components <ok>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or go get a USB mouse and don't bother with the integrated one.
     
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    Slash, Format, Hard-drive,Yes <ok>
     
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  16. Toby

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    I'm still awaiting the payment of my last 2 invoices for helping you out. Until they're settled you'll be getting ****-all IT advice from me.

    Thanks <ok>
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Get Gambol to type for.you then you won't notice it not working. Every 7th letter will be missing but that's the price you have to.pay for peace of mind.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    I'm restoring the settings from one ago but it is taking ****ing ages
     
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    You can download a virtual keyboard or as the disabled drunk mentioned plug in a mouse or wireless mouse.
     
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    How do you plug in a wireless mouse?
     
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