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Queenie just **** herself

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only if she fingered her fanny and screamed repeatedly "I'm Tina!"
     
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    Gambol, Jun 22, 2017
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Amen.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 22, 2017
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Went to a humanist funeral that had hymns in it.

    I thought that was weird...so i asked the son of the deceased why his dad had hymns if he was a humanist.

    He said he wasnt a humanists, the son didn't like the minister his dad chose and some of the songs he picked...so he changed half of it after he died.

    Deserves a haunting
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 22, 2017
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Deserves his balls booted tbh.

    Did this happen Mindy?
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 22, 2017
  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Yes

    Should've asked if he wanted cremated too
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 23, 2017
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I thought they were all Seventh Day Adventists?
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 23, 2017
  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You won't, get ****ing used to it <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 23, 2017
  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Because I was Barrie's best man

    (ignore first retort)
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 23, 2017
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