It's ****in depressing. At the same time I'm seeing nieces and nephews going their first lads holiday, setting up in new homes, and generally starting out in life. I ****in hate them.
My mother's cousins are a very religious lot, they probably insisted that the service lasted 4 hours.
I've been to 2 humanist funerals. About 5 or 6 catholic ones. Thought the catholic ones were class. Didn't like the humanist ones at all. Too much of a finale. At least the catholic ones give you a wee bit of hope you'll see them again.
Straight to crematorium for me ... family can have a piss up to celebrate my life at anytime after I snuff it. Humanist services ones are better tho ... bit more personal without all the Vodoo ****e
I've heard they issue wee hymnbooks full of songs by Joy Division, Radiohead and Nick Cave. Have you experience of this?
Pud will get a guard of honour from the Fire Brigade that broke down the walls to get him from his hoose to the crematorium.
Isn't it wonderful, when all said and done, wimmin are a buncha durties lookin for attention an pumpin.