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QPR buy Player

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by stanleyparkerbowles, Aug 10, 2017.

  1. stanleyparkerbowles

    stanleyparkerbowles Well-Known Member

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    John Player

    Off you go
    See what you can cough up
     
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    No Butts, he must be a King-Size addition to the squad
     
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  3. qpherts

    qpherts Well-Known Member

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    Hope he's special!
     
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  4. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I've heard he's some player
     
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  5. Hoops Eternal

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    Took a while for the news to filter through.
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

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    Hopefully he can stub out some mistakes
     
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  7. QualityPies'Rissoles

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    soon to be a fans favourite as he is not the type of person to quit
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    will burst a lung for the team
     
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  10. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I've wanted us to sign him for ages, but was beginning to think it a pipe dream.

    Mind you, a few years ago he was a little lighter, but he's at max strength now.
     
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  11. Steelmonkey

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    When injured, ideal replacement will be Nasser E-Cigaretti.....
     
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  12. Sooperhoop

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    I thought we were after that French striker Gauloises...
     
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  13. Uber_Hoop

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    I bet that once in the famous hoops he'll suck.
     
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  14. Eamon Holmes

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    He'll only cause chaos, after all the trouble Ollie has gone to to cut out the cancer in the dressing room.
     
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  15. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    He should play very well with our new Colombian signing, Emphysema.
     
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  16. 1982_Ranger

    1982_Ranger Well-Known Member

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    He was on fire last season, just hope he's not burnt himself out.
     
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  17. UTRs

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    Yes, let's hope his footballing career doesn't go up in smoke now he is an R....
     
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  18. SW Ranger

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    Apparently unlikely to get clearance to play due to a Government health warning - near miss if you ask me!!
     
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  19. WalsallHoop

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    Hopefully his signing will prove a top "tip" & helps to "filter" stadium
     
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  20. Uber_Hoop

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    The club must be quite 'flushed' to have signed him; hope he doesn't turn out to be 'crap'. Perhaps we should be investing more in our scouting 'cistern' to ensure we're not holed below the 'waterline' by other clubs. We were blessed with Don 'Shanks', so maybe we should sign Lester 'Armitage' now?
     
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