Hey peeps, Got a new game. I come up with the news headline, you come up with the punchline, or a better news headline, should you wish...
i) A man who visited a doctor complaining of a swollen stomach has been told he is a woman11:32 5-Jun-13
ii) cow-killed-after-getting-loose-on-the-m1 http://www.chad.co.uk/news/tibshelf-cow-killed-after-getting-loose-on-the-m1-1-5727276
karl lagerfeld-wants-to-get-married-to-his-pet-cat http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/05/karl-lagerfeld-wants-to-get-married-to-his-pet-cat-choupette-3829370/
v) A half-tonne mako shark caught in California waters could set a new world record, according to reports 10:32 6-Jun-13
That's a relief says the man, nothing to do with the 14 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale I drink every night then....................