Match Day Thread Preseason games

Actually mate it's our second, we won a cup on our tour of australia and china.

You've even ****ed up your pre-season wumming.

3 points awarded to PISKIE
1 FUM point awarded to HIAG

 

If I don't get in are you going to do another tragic leaving thread?

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How did Les Gooners win their own trophy when Seville won both games ffs?

 

Hiag doing some Monday morning fishing

 

In you pop mate

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And going home with an empty net after being smacked on the head and gutted.

 

Thanks for tagging me mate as I don't want to miss any of your riveting posts with their in depth analysis of football matters !

Actually it's a pre-season friendly so I don't care if we win it or not (as long as we don't get any injuries) so I won't be buying any DVDs, but Hiag mate go buy the Arsenal winning the FA Cup 3 times in last 4 years DVD so you can see what success looks like

WUM Master not

#iwastherewhenspursalmostwonatrophy

 

There was probably a secret ballot involved somewhere....

 

The competition awards a point for every goal scored, one for a draw and 3 for a win.

Arsenal won one 5-3 and lost 2-1 (9 points).
Sevilla won two, 1-0 and 2-1 (9 points).

Ties are split on goals scored.

 

So Sevilla beat Arsenal and matched their points tally but still lost?

I see

 

Yeah, in terms of a pre-season friendly competition it's quite good for spectators because it encourages gung-ho, entertaining football.

 

Yeah but goals against don't factor, so winning 5-2, is somehow deemed 2 points better than winning 3-0.

Absolute nonsense.

 

Like I said, it's designed to be entertaining.

A 1-0 win is worse than a 4-4 draw (although both sides get the points).

 

Gooners

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We weren't even invited to play in the Emirates Cup, so how the **** could we win it?

Seville actually won the tournament, but Wenger still claimed the Cup! How the **** would we have won it against those cheating bastards?

 

Quite frankly Bell you couldn't even win at losing.

 

Congratulations, Pix!

You must be chuffed to ****?

You've done the Double, mate! Will there be a Special Collectors' Edition DVD box-set?

 

Why would I do that?

I use the "I'm off!" wum-device only for things that really matter to me*.

*NOTE: When I say "matter," please understand that I really couldn't actually give a ****.

 

Blimey!

All I did was ask your opinion, G4E! No need to rant at me!

Pixie is taking a very different view of it all. He's creaming his pants and bragging about Arsenal "doing the Double." Something about some massive trophy won against Ozzie and Japanese gas-fitters and postmen.

You'll have to ask him about it, mate.

 

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