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  1. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    kiwiqpr's post on here hasn't just reminded me about this thread.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Having successfully ousted Alan Pardew, APACO (which is genuinely an abbreviation of 'Ashley, Pardew And Co Out' for those that didn't know ) has decided it's time to refresh his username.

    From tomorrow he will be known as Maclaren, Ashley + Charnley = Knob End Munchers - Toon Army Rule Together.

    For ease, this will agsin be abbreviated, to MACKEM-TART. <ok>
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

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    from now on obi will only be posting on general chat threads
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Having purchased a third wooden hut, kiwi has now climbed to second place in the 'Property Tycoons of New Zealand ' rankings.

    He aims to be joint top within 3 years when his new tree house is scheduled for completion.

    Well done kiwi. <ok>
     
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  5. DMD

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    Even though winter's coming it doesn't look as if 'I was only checking on my nuts' will help Obi out in the metro incident.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    DMD was pleasantly surprised to find he had completely misinterpreted Keith Lemmon's request to go through his keyhole. He hadn't expected Keith to completely smash his back door in during filming.
     
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  7. DMD

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    Having witnessed the keyhole incident, obi's been away recharging his sabre.
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    dmd still sleeps with a teddy bear and wont look under his bed at nighttime
     
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  9. DMD

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    Kiwi doesn't know who Ronnie Pickering is.
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    you are meant to post lies
     
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  11. DMD

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    Kiwi is chairman of the campaign to reinstate the old Zealand.
     
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  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Hull City AFC (DMD) votes for the club to change the name of the club to Hull Tigers
     
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  13. DMD

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    True, very true. Mike Ashley thinks Hull Tigers is a really good name for Newcastle.
     
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    Very true he would probably think that Hull should be called Sports Direct City @ Hull
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Watching the rugby world cup at St James' Park has inspired APACO into taking up the sport professionally.

    He used his links from his great, great grandparents to apply for playing for either Tonga, Fiji or Samoa but all three said he was wayyyy too heavy to be a Prop fir them and would need to lose at least 10st first. Good luck APACO. <ok>
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

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    Despite spending all summer at night school obi is still under qualified for his dream job in McDonald's
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    When kiwi applied for the position of Hooker with the All-Blacks, he didn't realise the role would involve playing rugby.
     
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  18. DMD

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    Obi wan has no plans to leave the dark side. He likes it in that closet.
     
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    DMD has become so obsessed with watching Game Of Thrones that he goes to work dressed as his favourite character and has now even officially changed his name.

    From now on we must all refer to him as Brienne of Tarth.
     
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    Obi next time you send me an e-mail of Kiwi in his fishnet stockings .... can you please remember to put a warning on it <whistle>
     
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