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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Obi represented Austria in the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest.

    Didn't you do well, oh bearded lady you...?.!!
     
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    Is Vic there?, May 28, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

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    Vic almost represented UK in the Eurovision, but they decided at the time that he was too old to perform the famous 'Brotherhood of Man' dance routine and chose Martin Lee instead.
     
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    Obi surprised Vic by turning up at his holiday Hotel just to hand deliver a birthday card for Vics young lad .

    Astonishing
     
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    Is Vic there?, May 28, 2015
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    vic almost made the fa cup choir
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    In honour of his incredible services to Barnsley, Kiwi has been granted the freedom of the town and is entitled to free chips 'n gravy any time he commands.
     
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    in the hope of emulating kiwi obi has offered his services to Fleetwood town
     
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    Kiwi tried to join a Fleetwood Mac tribute band but was turned down for being uglier than the real Mick Fleetwood.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Charlie 1 tried to set up a Subo tribute act, but...
     
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    Obi promised to show me his light sabre ...... but that was not a light sabre ;)
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Minxy invited me over for some blow football.

    I watched the football and, Minxy... well...a gentleman never tells.
     
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    Good to see Obi on the news last night. That Union Jack suit he wears for Royal occasions really is the bee's knees ;)
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Minxy almost had her 15 minutes of TV fame, but Channel 4 said her body was just too embarrassing even for their show. Poor Minxy.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 6, 2015
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    obi still dosent understand why doing the worlds longest fart, with follow through was not good enough to get him past the auditions of britains got talent
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 16, 2015
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    Kiwi was really enjoying his new job as he gets to meet celebs like Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon plus Ant & Dec. However he soon found out that cleaning the stage at the Britain's Got Talent auditions has its drawbacks.
     
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    Obi wan spends a lot of time closely studying the drawbacks of circumcisions.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    DMD went to the sperm bank to give a donation, but it turned out he didn't have the balls to do it.
     
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    Luckily, Obi wan was at the sperm bank too, and gave them a mouthful on my behalf.
     
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  18. Is Vic there?

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    DMD and OLM are a WWE Tag Team.

    Seen them with me own eyes at the MEN Arena back in the day....
     
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    Vic is a one-man tag-team, weighing in heabier than Big Daddy + Giant Haystacks combined.
     
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    obi once went into an all you can eat restaurant
    12 years later he is still there
    and still not full
     
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