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Poll, Kiwi enjoys poll dancers! I'm rather keen on them too!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Sep 2, 2015.

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Kiwi for the Tykes forum Moderator job?

  1. Yes please

    18.2%
  2. Without a doubt, he would be the only man for the job

    72.7%
  3. Definitely maybe

    9.1%
  4. Only Flash Gordon can save us now!

    9.1%
  5. Give lap-dancing a chance!

    27.3%
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  1. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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  2. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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  3. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Not you Wooperts, Chris!

    Oh I changed the tread title as I'm bored with seeing this ancient thread popping up to the top. Anyway Kiwi was not offered the job in the end so a bit pointless!

    And yes I'm grumpy due to a certain c@nt named Chris!
     
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  4. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    No I'm with a woman mate!

    Nothing against gay people mind!
     
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  5. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I have added a new voting option for you all!
     
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  6. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I thought the same ..................... l'd remember if l had a pole dancer.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I said l'll remember if l had a poll dancer!
     
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  10. Wherever

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    50 dollars and she's all your
     
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  11. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Sorry, I just had to vandalize this thread with my random insanity, it needed something to help it along its way imo...<laugh>:afro:
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't l talking enough crap?
     
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  13. UTRs

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    Maybe but I'm absolutely full of it, it's on tap 24/7!
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Vacancy- Pole Dancer Wanted.

    Gender not relevant providing you don’t have balls, Adams Apple, hairy legs, Crown Jewels, etc……or answer to Roger, Bob or Bill.

    Apply Within!
    Phone 1800WOOPS and ask for …….
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You need to show your face to the voters more often!

    …… or provide more pile dancer images!!!
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Here's some poles dancing for the voters
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We interrupt this service to inform everyone that the pole is lonely.

    1 x pole dancer required.

    If you wear a short dress, reply today.
    If you wear no dress, apply now!
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i think all the poles who were cheating the system went back when the loop holes were closed, we only have the legit ones left
     
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  19. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    The problem is we are poles apart.....
     
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  20. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    new information at hand that Kiwi now prefers Morris dancing, he is second from the left
     
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