Not you Wooperts, Chris! Oh I changed the tread title as I'm bored with seeing this ancient thread popping up to the top. Anyway Kiwi was not offered the job in the end so a bit pointless! And yes I'm grumpy due to a certain c@nt named Chris!
Sorry, I just had to vandalize this thread with my random insanity, it needed something to help it along its way imo...
Vacancy- Pole Dancer Wanted. Gender not relevant providing you don’t have balls, Adams Apple, hairy legs, Crown Jewels, etc……or answer to Roger, Bob or Bill. Apply Within! Phone 1800WOOPS and ask for …….
We interrupt this service to inform everyone that the pole is lonely. 1 x pole dancer required. If you wear a short dress, reply today. If you wear no dress, apply now!
i think all the poles who were cheating the system went back when the loop holes were closed, we only have the legit ones left