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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Bwood_Ranger, Aug 14, 2017.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

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    After two rounds of fixtures there have been no draws in the SPL.

    QPR are currently seventh. We have not been this high in the league at this point since last season.
     
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    Brentford and Chelsea are POINTLESS (in more ways than one)
     
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    Jose Mourinho has his own 'Terracotta Army' of all the players who have ever been part of his squads, from all his clubs. He keeps these life size mannequins in a special air conditioned bunker at his estate in the Douro Valley, Portugal. So far he has got through 3 Frank Lampards!

    Jürgen Klopp has a room set aside in his Toxteth terraced house in which he keeps his collection of crystal meth, carefully labelled with the date and place of purchase. To date he has most major German cities, plus quite a few in the north west of England. He is looking forward to expanding his collection during this years European campaign.

    Antonio Conte has patented his 'miracle hair growth formula' which is a mixture of Barolo wine, chicken **** and Diego Costa's tears. Elton John and Wayne Rooney have invested in the venture.
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    Did you know that if you laid all of John Terry's winners medals end to end he'd still be a c*nt?...
     
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    Huddersfield have spent more time at the top of the prem table than Spurs have in the last two years.
     
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    If you add the weekly wage of all the premiership goalscorers together you would never earn that money in a ****ing lifetime
     
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    Eidur Gudjohnson is the only player to come on in an international game as a substitute for his own father, Arnór, in a friendly vs Estonia.

    Swindon Town is the only league football club in England or Scotland that doesn't contain any letters that appear in the word mackerel.

    David Ginola is very unfortunate: his name is an anagram for ‘vagina dildo’.
     
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    The only club in English football whose name starts with 5 consonants is CRYSTal Palarse.
     
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    West Bromwich Albion were originally called West Bromwich Strollers. Come on you Strollers!
     
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    Dont you mean if you had Wayne rooneys pay for 3 months
     
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    Yossi Benayoun is the only player to have scored a Hat-trick in the Champions league, FA Cup and Premiership
     
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    Mario Ballotelli's only assist in the Premier League was for Agueros title winning goal against us.
     
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    Squats super important football facts...........

    Only one team can win a game of football.

    It takes two teams to draw a game of football.

    Only one team can lose a game of football.
     
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    Robert Earnshaw is the only player to have scored hat-tricks in the Premier League, Divisions 1, 2 and 3, the FA Cup, the League Cup, and in an international match.

    • Premiership, West Bromwich Albion vs. Charlton, 19 March 2005
    • Championship (Division 1), Cardiff vs.Gillingham (13 September 2003) and Nottingham Forest vs. Leicester City (5 December 2009)
    • League One (Division 2), Cardiff vs.QPR (29 November 2002) and vs.Tranmere Rovers (14 March 2003)
    • League Two (Division 3), Cardiff vs.Torquay United (2 December 2000)
    • FA Cup, Cardiff vs.Bristol Rovers (19 November 2000)
    • League Cup, Cardiff vs.Boston United (11 September 2002) and vs.Leyton Orient (12 August 2003)
    • International, Wales vs.Scotland (18 February 2004)
     
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    Which player has scored in all of the following competitions?......

    Champions League, Europa League, English Premier League, Championship, League One, League Two, Conference, FA Cup, League Cup, Scottish Premier, Scottish Cup, Scottish League Cup

    Answer: Gary Hooper

    Whatever happened to the Pub Quiz thread?

     
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    http://www.not606.com/threads/ot-the-pub-quiz-thread.216091/
     
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