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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Leo, Oct 6, 2016.

  1. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    In Spain my mind just wasn't on it
    My book had no verses upon it
    But on my return
    I'm happy to learn
    We still love the haiku and sonnet
     
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  2. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    I think Edgar Allan Poe had that more than covered with this...

    HEAR the sledges with the bells --
    Silver bells !
    What a world of merriment their melody foretells !
    How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
    In the icy air of night !
    While the stars that oversprinkle
    All the heavens, seem to twinkle
    With a crystalline delight ;
    Keeping time, time, time,
    In a sort of Runic rhyme,
    To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
    From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
    Bells, bells, bells --
    From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.
     
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  3. Leo

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  4. canary-dave

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    Auntie Mary had a canary
    Up the leg of her drawers
    When she farted it departed
    To a round of applause
     
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  5. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Because it's Friday
    and the week's at an end,
    your Happy Hour you can,
    through the weekend extend.

    <bubbly>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0168-drink
     
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  6. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I remember a bar in Benelmadina that proudly displayed a notice which read, "Happy hour 7 till 9 every night!"
     
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  7. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    A pub on the fair isle of Wight
    Was hidden away out of sight
    The lane was so curved
    It could not be observed
    So the happy hour lasted all night
     
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