Poach a player.

I was thinking more along the lines of burying a last minute winner and it being the dream debut.

 

Whee`s that 83? ****ing useless. Worse than Rodwell.*


* ouch.

 

Yeah, we both know how the real world works pal.

 

Here he is, entering for his debut aged 33, some of the crowd are clapping him, others have started to leave because of him. It's 0-0 though so here's his time to shine.

The ball is quickly moved forwards by Djilobodji into 83, who spins on his heels and begins to surge into the centre circle, he's spotted the run of young Januzaj, and he's gone for a 50 yard raker into the far corner, but it's hit David Moyes.

The crowd are booing and 83 seems to be calling somebody in the Fulwell end some very disturbing names.

 

Oh thee of little faith.

I'll make it one day

 

Don't ever stop believing mate.

There was some Jap who's signed a deal with his club yesterday to play into his 50's.

I would say though, if you're no further along by say 2020, you should retrain as a goalkeeper.

 

Or I could just finish off my coaching badges and move to China.

Start my career in football, over there

 

Mi Stay Long - that's the Japanese chap's name if anybody wants to read about him.

 

And it`s still 0-0 in this vital match with 10 minutes to go. 83 is coming on for his debut. Can he make difference? Can he grab a last ditch winner? Can he become a club legend?

Can he ****.

 

He's got his head stuck in the arm hole of his tracksuit, he's fell over the lucozade bottles, he's writhing in pain.

I'm afraid his career is over, he's done both cruciates

 

Mother ****ers. I'll show you

 

It was a proud moment while it lasted.

 

Well 83 has had a phenomenal career and has now got the move he so clearly deserves after destroying the local leagues. We wouldn't be surprised to see him outscore Sergio Aguero for the rest of this year.

All hail 83

 

Proper chuckle

 

I've changed my mind.

Hazard.

WTF is Diego Costa playing at? Absolute lunatic if this breaking news is true.

 

It's being reported all over, mate. Seems like it has legs and money talks.

I'm off to change my prediction in Pops game

 

Abramovic getting a taste of his own medicine.

 

BREAKING NEWS

Diego Costa has been dropped by Chelsea after a row with a fitness coach at the club, according to Sky sources.

He has not trained for three days after becoming unsettled by a £30m-a-year offer from a Chinese Super League club.

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is not looking to sell the star striker, who has two years left on his contract.

Seems like other teams have problems

Money money money
No love just money