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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Not wanting to jump the gun but if we do get to fly a plane over the stadium of sh*te, what could we put on the banner?

    Your ideas please!

    How about.......We're Going Up, Wear Going Down...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 5, 2017
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Back Where You Belong"
    "There's no place like home"
    “Where ya gannin’ tee like mackems?”
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    How about:
    "Back where you belong and we INSIST that you stay there!"
     
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  4. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    We need to hire a lorry with a huge PA and blast out "We'll meet again, don't know where don't know when". Or the Dirty Makem song by Septic Hank. Loud enough so they'll hear it in the ground.
     
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  5. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Or go round and put superglue into their locks while they're all out at the match.
     
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  6. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Or.... did anyone ever see the start of Smokey and the Bandit 2?
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Me Ma loves Mackem cock.
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    How about

    Up yours you scruffy ****s
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 5, 2017
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I think we don't lower ourselves to their level and instead raise the plane money.. then give it to straight to Frankie, Hope and Bradley. The bairns who are seriously ill.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    ^^This.

    PS you're no fun any more ya fat mackem twat. :)
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    To be fair, when it comes to mackems there's plenty of cocks to choose from.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Lorry? Play it on your phone and just make sure you turn the volume up to at least 6.
     
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  13. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    We've all heard about how much cock your Ma loves mate but we're talking about possible banners here.
     
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    haslam, Apr 5, 2017
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They have their portraits up in the Earl.
     
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  15. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I hope we don't do anything. I couldn't give a toss about Sunderland. We'd look as sad as them.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Apr 5, 2017
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  16. General Lee Speaking

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    Let down the tyres on the team bus?
     
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  17. nufc4life1

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    It has to go over the boro game with them for a double whammy
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Good idea, I like it.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I hope we don't do it, but for god's sake if we do then let's wait till we're mathematically up and they are mathematically down!
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think we should send some sparrows over.....the dirty big arse of a crow...and all that.
     
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