Off Topic PL board spokesperson

Personally I think it's a terrible idea. Better to stay away from this board if you don't like it on here. For those who have a problem, there's the ignore button or the fact that you don't have to read it or get involved, but we all know that's a load of bollocks because people love getting involved

Anyway, I'm off snowboarding for a week. Can only see this Spokesperson idea going Tits up, so I thought I'd **** stir a bit before I leave.

I've listed some candidates below, some of them haven't even put themselves forward and some have, but might not be included. Candidates wanting to be considered should post their pitch on here explaining why they aren't a **** etc. As I say this is just for ****s and giggles, so no calling the old bill or accusations of slander etc.

 

HIAG has said he'd **** off for good if AKCJ got the nod, so that's good enough for me

 

Those that report on here remind me of those soppy ****s who ring up Ofcom complaining about someone who swore on TV before the 9pm watershed. Absolute dry lunches.

 

A vote for African Stan is a vote for integrity, honesty and anarchy.

I was born in this country so can be President and can trace my British lineage back to the time of Robin Hood and Morgan Freeman.

I've only been to Tunisia once and that was over 20 years ago with an ex-girlfriend. To be clear I don't have an Afro although I have admired the occasional Afro over the years.

Vote Stan.

 

Good pitch, not ****y enough though I'm afraid.

 

Vote for Tobes, as he couldn't give a flying **** and will completely ignore all requests to grass up anyone and call anyone who does a **** for asking.

You know it makes sense.

 

You'll probably need to have a title eliminator with Sky, who's also promised to do **** all!...

 

@Skylarker and @Tobes at the forefront currently then

 

We could maybe share it, I could do **** all during the day, and he could do **** all on an evening

@Skylarker

 

I love that 'Points of View' program on the Beeb

They get some prize ****ers on there. Wouldn't surprise me if Dull was one of them ...

 

I'm not on much in the evening tbh, but that's fine.

I'd team up with you, mate.

 

As I am allegedly unemployed I have a lot of experience of doing **** all.

When elected I will immediately pass an Executive Order to have all not606 disputes settled on The Jeremy Kyle Show although I think even Jezza would decline the opportunity to try and sort HIAG's issues out.

 

End of thread.

 

Stan's name isn't even on the ballot paper. This is racism in its purest form.

 

Wouldn't work for me.

I can't stand the ****. If I was forced to go on his programme, the first time the ****er said one word to upset me there'd be some horrible, gruesome violence well before the 9pm watershed!...

 

Thanks for the vote btw

 

It's astonishing that there is so much white trash in this country that he can get guests every day for years!

I bet the ****er's made millions out of the show

 

@Hank Evans

Vote disallowed for asking what sockgate was.

Unlucky bud.

 

Dear Points of View,

I was watching Gardeners World with a cup of cocoa, looking forward to seeing how to correctly prune a begonia. Imagine my disgust when I was subjected to the clear sight of the outline of a nipple.

Yours Sincerely

Outraged of Surrey

 

You ever seen his American show.