My Mrs and me were on holiday and after a few sambucas and hours of hard persuasion, she finally agreed to take it up the arse. I was over the ****ing moon, because there was absolutely no way I could get another 8 pouches of Golden Virginia in our case!!!
" Some people pay thousands of pounds to have their name on their car number plate, but it only costs £33.50 to have your name changed by deed poll! Wouldn't it make better sense to have your name changed to your car number plate?"
Saw this in an article about the passing of King Juan Carlos of Spain! Apparently one of the first things he did after he took the throne was to free four political prisoners. The UK red-tops announced the following moning "JUAN TO FREE FOUR!"
Gah, this thread has bugged my brower. It keeps flagging this thread up as unread!! Im posting in hope that it will stop.
Did that work lol Hope this one don't do the same http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n5A-y0h-c7A/UemGcB-kWrI/AAAAAAAAAHs/teqHrZ8AgAM/s1600/neymar-funny-gif.gif
I missed this at the time so perhaps a few others did as well 0.53 had me in stitches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5jmcVsoXlg
Seeing that He shot Reeva on St Valentines day This new ditty becomes more pertinent. "Roses are red Violets are glorious, never creep up, on Oscar Pistorious.
The guy is totally innocent, who doesn't get out of bed and start shooting through doors when they hear a sound at night?
If I had Reeva in my bedroom there is only one pistol I would be shooting, it aint the one that fires bullets, for sure.
Auld footloose had a rage fit, she went into the bathroom to get away from the freak and he raged a few bullets through the door. His brother just got off with killing some bird in a raod accident last year, jammed on and yer one was on a motorbike, splattered on the back of his car , not safe for women to be around that family it seems.