Photoshop/Jokes/GIF Thread

Nice one DL

 

laughing at those stupid spuds

 

I was cacking myself when I first saw that pic. Amazing how creative some people are.

 

As the transfer window closed, many Liverpool supporters were disappointed not to have got Bale.

But they'll be back in court today to try again.

 

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I like listening to Ken Bruce on Radio 2 in the morning ! On Monday in between the music, he said "People can spend thousands of pounds getting their name on their car number plate! Did you know it only costs £33 to have your name changed by deed poll! It must make financial sense to have your name changed to your car number plate!"
Anyway , I thought it was funny

 

Good idea lol.
Many years ago (before 'cherished ' number plates came in) my uncle owned a car with the number plate ELP 999, and this is true not a joke. Best one I've ever seen.

 

Nice one angel

 

Read a nice COMMENTATORBALLS item in Private Eye this morning! Brendan Rodgers on Luis Saurez's return from a ban for biting an opponent---" He's really chomping at the bit to help the team". on Radio 2.

 

2 goldfish in a tank
one says to the other how do you drive this then

 

Nice up

 

A very appropriate joke for me at the moment.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you’ve been married five times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!"

 

[video=youtube;bxAYHOWxGi8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAYHOWxGi8[/video]

 

Errr not sure on this, must be an age thing lol

 

TOMMY COOPERISMS 1

"Went up in the loft yesterday with the wife! Dirty, grubby, ---but she's great with the kids!"

 

I said to the doctor,it hurts when i do that,the doctor said, don't do it then

 

"Doc, I cant stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home"
"That sounds like Tom Jones sydrome"
"Is it common?"
"Its not unusual!"

 

True story. Loading a machine on to the back of a pick-up at work one day, Polish dude, nice lad helping out tries to do a hitch/lorry knot on the rope. Taking the piss a little I say "showing your true intelligence with that, I can do that in seconds. (That is after his fourth attempt). Lad, with his good but limited knowledge of English replied to me and to the other fellow crew was. " you three are a right pair of ****'s".