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  1. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Give a Pakistani man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give him a net and he might find Bin Laden
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    I had so many questions when i heard that Osama Bin Laden had evaded the Americans for 10 years despite having a $25m bounty on his head.

    Why did he have a chocolate bar on his head and how did he manage to make it worth so much?
     
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    Can't ****ing wait for Derek Acorah to get possessed by Bin Laden. Then we might find out what really happend?
     
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    It took nearly 10 years to find and kill Bin Laden.

    I think they did well considering they all look the same.
     
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    People need to stop posting jokes about Osama Bin Laden, they're terrorising the whole site!

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    Just gets worse for Bin Laden. After being dumped in the water his spirit decided to head to paradise to collect his virgins and live an afterlife of eternal pleasure. Unfortunately for Osama when he reached the gates, Henry Cooper had just taken the doorman job and kicked the **** out of him.
     
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    Rumours that Osama Bin Laden has been hiding in Arsenal's Trophy Room were yesterday dismissed by Arsene Wenger who angrily told reporters "There is no such place"

    Hope this don't upset the Arsenal fans.
     
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    You sure Osama Bin Laden is dead?

    I'm sure he just drove me to the airport.
     
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    So Osama Bin Laden is dead! What a momentous day! 2/5/2011

    Wait a minute... 2+5+2=9. And it's the year 2011.

    9/11!

    I should be a conspiracy theorist.
     
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    A survey was taken in America.

    Apparently Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson.

    Yeah, I suppose, but he puts a lot less effort into his videos doesn't he?

    Although it'd really freak the Americans out if he just threw in a moonwalk now and again.
     
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    Osama Bin Laden & Henry Cooper.
    Both have been on their knees looking up to Muhammad.
     
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    News: Osama Bin Laden Dead

    He took his own life rather than watch a 4th day of Royal Wedding highlights
     
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    I feel sorry for whoever has to change all the "is"'s to "was"'s on osama bin laden's wikipedia page.
     
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    I was watching the news and saw the crowds outside the White House cheering Bin Laden's death. One guy even had a sign that said:Obama-1Osama-0Technically, shouldn't that be,Obama-1Osama-3000
     
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    BBC NEWS: Wills and Kate Head to Secret Destination

    2 Days Later...

    BBC NEWS: Osama Bin Laden Dead

    The Crafty Little ****ers...
     
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    Yeah I believe I posted that one above.
     
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    Yh, i just changed it.
     
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    You on Sickipedia mate.
     
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    Osama Bin Laden's body has already been buried at sea according to reports.

    Let's hope it's just off the coast of Fukushima.
     
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    Saturday Morning -Prince William and wife postpone honeymoon and fly off on helicopter. The Couple have asked that their privacy be respected during the coming weekend.

    Saturday Night - Col Gaddafi's son and grandchildren bombed.

    Sunday Night - Osama Bin Laden killed

    Coincidence?
     
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