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Osama Bin Laden Jokes

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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha the man is dead, Never normally happy hearing people die, But this one is welcome as I knew someone who got injured in 7/7.
    Please post below all your best jokes or find jokes online, bet you can find many of them.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    I just text my dslexic mate that and told him that Osama Bin Laden has died.

    He texted back : I hope he's gone blonde, they should find him now!
     
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    Just turned on the TV and I can't believe whats happened today.
    At last the DFS sale is over!...
     
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    thats what you get osama,

    you really shouldn't have used your real address for the playstation network I like this!
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    A kill to death ratio of 3000:1? Camping bastard.
     
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    The whole world is in mourning after hearing of Osama Bin Laden's death. If only it was Justin Bieber....
     
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    I didn't know they took the Bins out on bank holidays...

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    Saddam Hussein - Confirmed Kill,
    Osama Bin Laden - Confirmed Kill,
    Justin Bieber - We can only hope.
     
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    Why did Bin Laden not come out of his hiding?

    Cuz he was scared :( .. bless his cotton socks
     
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    Can't believe Bin Laden is dead, **** still owed me flying lessons
     
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    America uses Mortar Strike

    One Kill

    Achievement Unlocked : 100g - Osama Bin Dead!
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    ****ing hell, Obama's really ramping up his campaign for a second term.
     
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    And i thought my KDR of 2.72 was good :)
     
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    lol.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS!! Elton John is recording a tribute song for Osama Bin Laden, "sandles in the bin".
     
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    Osama Bin Laden is dead.

    He shouldn't have put is details on PS3.
     
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    "Bin Laden is dead.

    ... Let's get another day off".
    Ahh, the patriotic, caring people that us British are.
     
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    Calling all applicants for 'Head of Al-Queda'
    Applicants must be
    - Male
    - Liars
    - Able to hide well
    - Publically hated

    C'mon George Bush, step up and take the throne!
     
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    Osama was well gutted when he was finally found.

    Now he'll never beat hitlers kill - death ratio
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    Apparently the Americans had help from a courier in tracking down the location of Bin Laden after 10 years.

    I hope you're paying attention Royal Mail.
     
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    If Osama Bin Laden's compound had no telephone or internet connection, who the **** have I been following on Twitter?
     
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    Osama bin Laden and Achmed the Dead Terrorist are going to do a duet - ' Sandals in the Bin '


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    Bin laden wasn't actually killed..

    He committed suicide after hearing Rebecca black..
     
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    That'll teach Bin Laden to use his real address on his Playstation account.
     
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    Come on boys need some more jokes on here.
     
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