'This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen'
I couldn't resist reading the reviews and have been helpless with laughter for about 15 minutes.. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. ... make sure the product is not on your hands when you go to wipe your eyes as this product also removes eyelashes and eyebrows and makes your eyes water even more. I look like I have been put on a sunbed for too long and people keep asking me why I am crying. Still, a good product which does what it says. On the positive side i can report the following unexpected benefits: - My pain threshold has almost trebled - I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping. Wishi thanks for a much needed laugh, and I mean laugh [I haven't stopped yet]
Amazon reviews are class, the first review on there is superb "Do Not Put On Your Knob and Bollocks".
Been built up too much now so probably not as funny as it was in my head Wanted to know if wishi could tell me if it really makes your farts sound louder