Off Topic OOH MAMA!

It's that time of the year where you gather your stocks and get the preserves made. Anybody made anything? Jams? Chutneys? Sauces?

I've just harvested the last of My chilies today and dived straight into some kitchen heaven producing a new recipe of mine which is 35mls of potent smoked hot sauce.

OOH MAMA!

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The bottom looks like it could do with a good stir like ?!?

 

It's an air bubble as it's laid flat. it's been triple filtered so it's as refined as Tabasco sauce. It's lush already fella and it hasn't been aged yet. Two weeks and it's home made fried chicken and hot sauce

 

You should take it to the game marra... It will save you getting into bother for nicking mustard from the burger wagon again .... Ha ha

 

Ha ha ha! It ruined his day! Your lad was well amused. I've done my lady some pepper spray so she can stop walking around with her budding knife at the ready. May have to borrow it in case the big bad burger man collars me. Spray and run!

 

Understatement of the year marra... He was pissing himself laughing
You'll end up on Crimewatch ...or being hunted down by the Mustard Mafia

 

If they were wearing mustard chinos they'll be led by that **** Albert. Wouldn't put it past him.

 

Complete with Hot Ring?

 

wife is currently making a few jars of spicy green tomato chutney - as the little buggers refused to ripen

 

On the spicy scale?

 

I would love to do things like this but I am useless with it!! I can bake (give me a cake of almost any description and I can make it) but every time I've tried preserves I've screwed them up so I leave it to the missus now!!! We've got a lovely lemon & chutney one of my friends made which is fab with a nice strong cheese! The wife is staqrting on it this weekend whilst I watch the match

 

Is Ooh Mama the noise you make as you're on the bog writhing in pain?

I love spicy food, my Achilles heel, I know it's gonna hurt on the way out but it tastes so good on the way in.

 

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Stuffs giant chillis up his chutney ferret.

 

Didn't you once tell me that your Mrs likes to fist you after making thai green paste, without washing her hands before?

 

No. It was red paste. Also double fisting. As im git slack at the back.

 

That was it. Did she ever get her watch back?

 

No. Its a ****ing nightmare at arports.

 

Oh yes

 

Yeah, that's why my hot sauce is orange because I had to harvest my green one as they were taking too long to ripen.

 

No it's what you say when it hits your tongue. Son of a Bitch is what you say when you're on the bog.