Off Topic Oh dear Stan Kroneke

Wait for the next veggie in Tesco then follow him to the checkout and watch his eyes.

 

I fear if I did that he might ask me for quorn.

 

Then you're in... job done. Just remember to brush your teeth, milk breath is the worst.

 

Just WTF did you expect him to make of your trolley Tel?

 

Back in Uni I worked in a Waldenbooks (a yank version of WH Smith). There was a pager store next door staffed, it appeared, completely by gay guys.

There was a solid stream of their gay friends going over to visit them and a lot of them would come into the bookstore afterwards. It was a bit of a running joke that any gay guy coming in the store would try hitting on me.

I don't know if it was legit (they never hit on me anywhere else) or if it was some sort of prank from the people next door telling all their friends to come over and pretend to hit on me. One of my friends that worked with me at the bookstore was a bit of a prankster, and he was gay. Wouldn't have surprised me if he was involved somehow.

Anyhow... I've developed a bit of a complex and won't be following and making eye contact with Quorn buying checkout boy hunters. Thank you very much @Tel .

 

I don't like Vaseline, I prefer going in dry.

 

I might actually try that, get the Mrs. to come with me, not tell her what I'm getting... Just to embarrass her. I go through quite a bit of Vaseline. (I use it with my fish - to keep the filters air-tight.. I don't assfuck my fish.)

 

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More Vaseline?

 

Is that because the other three guys didn't turn up for fourplay?

 

Only on not606 could a thread turn into discussing anal sex with fish.


























Well that or www.fishbumming.com of course.

 

Oooooh.... That domain is still available.

 

Interesting fact: Gourami, a type of fish, have front bums. It's quite amusing to see them poop out their front.

You could have anal with a gourami whilst looking into it's eyes.

 

Try it with a woman, pull her hair so her head tilts back...then stare at her like a Playa

 

Wouldn't work with my wife. I need to borrow a ballerina. If I tried that with the Mrs it would probably snap her neck. I'm not sure the police would believe that I snapped her neck just so I could look into her eyes.

 

No mistresses?

 

No.


South Carolina is an "at fault" divorce state. Which means if your partner can prove you had an affair and files for divorce they can royally **** you over. They literally can get EVERYTHING and end up with well over half your pay cheque in perpetuity. (Or at least until they remarry).

Having an affair in South Carolina is a bit like drinking beer in the street in Saudi Arabia. I know people that have good paying jobs that are basically living just above the poverty line now because they strayed and had an affair.

 

Want me to PM you ways of keeping shenanigans quiet?

Let me know Milky

 

no I'll pass.

 

I think you protest too much

Seriously though ... it would make you feel eel if you did do it