OFFICIAL: Martin Caceres signs for Southampton

People jumped in to tar Eric Black....then it all came out as nothing.

 

To be fair most have said 'if true'

 

Blimey - I'd have never got laid

 

Yes, that goes without saying, but I was reacting to Beefy's original comment and he is one of the most itk posters on here. If there is no evidence then there is no case to answer.

 

I'd have wanted photographic evidence that the young " lady" wasn't a bit roomy downstairs from all the traffic. (Apparently, roomy isn't a complement unless you're talking about a house or car)

 

This opens all sorts of possibilities doesn't it. Men hung like donkeys could sell their pictures to less well endowed mates. The use of google pictures to enhance photos must also be considered.

Mentioned this sort of thing to my 19 year old grandson and asked if it was commonplace. Not as far as he knew, was his slightly cryptic reply.

 

My niece at 14 stood 5 foot 10, she could easily get into clubs and bars when made up. It was when she was speaking you could!D tell she was still a kid

 

Perhaps he is trying to get a part in Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita?

 

A long, long time ago when I was about 28 and drinking with workmates in a pub in Earls Court, a young lady approached me (things like that used to happen to me once). I was a bit drunk, she was gorgeous and making all the running, and I just assumed that she was only a bit younger than me. Fortunately I wasn't too drunk to notice something might not be quite right when she told me she was looking forward to doing her O Levels that summer. But if she hadn't of said that...

 

So some men will exploit their wealth or fame, some women will exploit their youth and looks, some men will exploit their youth and looks, some women will exploit their wealth or fame but it wasn't possible to send pics of your bits til about 20 years ago and I doubt it really helps!

 

I don't believe that's yours...

 

Reminds me of that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

She was fat and not that attractive. But it's easy to be a fat slag, never known of a fat ugly male stud though.

 

Not wishing to go back over old territory, but although the club took no further action on his blatant conflict of interests marketing scheme, I fully expect that they told him this behaviour will not be tolerated in the future. It most certainly wasn't just an over reaction from the fans.

 

Wow some jumping to conclusions with little evidence on this thread. No idea if it's true but taking a tweet with a picture of a phone that could easily have been doctored as gospel is surprising to me.

That said, if true, if I was his wife I'd chop his bits off.

 

Eric Black said he felt uncomfortable at the time and insisted on paying his own bill....so I don't think he was really guilty of anything. The lesson he has learned is that you should be very careful and not even trust friends....and that is sad.

 

And likely *if* Caceres has done anything wrong he'll get told by the club to not be a wally too.

 

Oh wally.......

 

So... Would Caceres be relieved or a bit disappointed if I said, "Nothing to see here. Move along!"