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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

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  1. I have a friend. She's quite a tall lass, about 6ft 3, and she gets alot of insults towards her because of her appearance, and gets very upset about it. I try to tell her that she's beautiful, and that she shouldn't care what others think, but it doesn't make her feel any better.

    Are there any people on here that are experienced with women, that could give me some advice on how to cheer her up? What can i say to her?

    I like her alot and i hate seeing her upset.

    p.s. If you're just going to be an arsehole and say "lol Tash you expect us to believe you know any women...?", don't bother wasting your time.
     
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  2. Geordie Gashead

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. TheMightyToon

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Someday you could become a basketball/netball player...?
     
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  5. KingoStarr

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    Im 6ft3 is fun that said I am a man well actually the law states im still a child but yeh

    Are you goi'ing or is it strictly freinds?
     
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  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Tell her to go to the kitchen and make you a sandwich!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Just friends. Close friends though.
     
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  8. KingoStarr

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    <laugh> repped
     
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  9. KingoStarr

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    Ahhh well that makes it difficult then cause you dont want to look like you're coming on to her, are you like big yourself so you can make her feel like more comfortable or are you short?
     
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  10. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> Brilliant, I would give you rep but I can't apparantly
     
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  11. u408379965

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    Textbook insensitivity. Have some rep. <ok>
     
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  12. I'm 6ft mate, so just a few inches smaller.
     
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  13. ToonSi

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    Most the supermodels in the world are above 6ft <ok>.
    (Don't tell her that if she's on the bigger side though!)
     
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  14. u408379965

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    Perhaps you should get a pair of four inch heels then.
     
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  15. She's fat.
     
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  16. KingoStarr

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    That ain't too bad then just make jokes about it with her then not like horrible ones just mess about with it that could help unless she aint like that

    But yeh like me I have hair like colo's the amount of times people pull up in their cars can shout get a hair cut, coloccini or jesus (i have a slight beard) but yeh me and my mates joke about it loads so it makes me just get on with it haha so you could try that
     
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  17. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    ask her out then but say "Would you like to go out, Id understand if you say no because of our great friendship"
     
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  18. It't not as simple as that mate. I'm hardly a master charmer of women, but i know that they're very different, mentally, to us. I don't think joking about it will help because I'm an oversensitive child.
     
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  19. TheMightyToon

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    Dude you should be proud of that, i'm 18 and have nothing :(
     
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  20. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Tell her Peter Crouch aint done too bad for himself
     
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