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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Jan 6, 2017.

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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Given all the recent rip threads lately I found myself thinking if I die you guys won't know, so I came up with a solution.

    If I'm not on here for anymore than 31days I'm dead basically.

    If I'm dead I'd like to have 2-1 home 2-1 away repeated for every prediction game just to ensure I'm victorious for eternity, I'm in and I'd like to vote tobes for every lynch vote in all Mafia games, and I'd like nothing more than a normal level of excitement to be endeavoured across this board if Newcastle united are doing well.

    That's my will

    Can I have yours because I'll probably live longer than anyone
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Can I please have your muesli collection? It will go to a very good home where it will be well looked after. <ok>
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm taking that with me mate I don't believe if an afterlife but if there is I'm pretty sure I'll need muesli
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who you ****ing trying to kid that you eat muesli!
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So you'll be taking the dianabol too?
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    No mate I'm no longer eating it

    Come on mate it's January
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Hmm ok. I suppose you'll also be keeping your easy-wipe laminated pics of Rachel too?
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm hoping by the time I die I'll be joining her skeleton
     
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Jimmy Saville is waiting in the afterlife. Just let that sink in [sic.]
     
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  11. JakartaToon

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    Can you leave me your points from the Prediction League? Doubt Nev will have this updated before you go so just let him know what percentage you will beqeath me.
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    you will be missed :emoticon-0106-cryin <rose>
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    RIP Chaos.
     
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  14. General Lee Speaking

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    Apart from shrinking your balls and making you a tetchy ****er, steroids can also make you quite prone to a heart attack. Are you not worried? Yes, muesli will make you **** tree trunks, but it's not going to reverse the adverse affects of the 'roids.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    If you **** tree trunks then you you're bound to get 'roids.
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    It's not 'roids you want to be worried it's spelks!!!

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Plus bitch tit is a know side effect.
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    No not really because I'm convinced all death is unpleasant to say the very least. I could could get into my car or any car tomorrow and get crushed into a crumpled heap, still be alive and then burn to death
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    Plus If I need to remove an obstruction during a fire I can remove heavier objects
     
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    It's only 1100 to get the glands removed in Poland
     
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