NOT 606 night out

It's fine mate, none of that will come as a surprise.

Anyway, don't worry about all that bollocks, it's just banter on here. I only take the piss because you make it so easy to do so. If you're up for a meet up, I honestly reckon we'd get on fine. First thing I'd do if I met you would be to shake your hand and buy you a pint, or a soft drink if you're not old enough to drink

 

Because you're a ****.

 

Yeah words can't describe how much I genuinely couldn't give a **** what everyone on here does for a living.

 

No, mate.

I'm a thick, pug-ugly ****.

 

Plus I'm fat and bald and nothing more than a security officer...who gives a ****..this isn't a sausage fest(I think)...it's boys meeting up to socialise.

Personally I think it's great to meet lads I've been chatting to for almost a decade.

 

Amen

 

Be interesting to see if anyone is suprised when they see others if they have a mental image

Still wondering if the northern lads are gonna hate it if I call them mush

Worked with lads from up North who hated it when I call them mush, apparently up there it's more of a rowdy thing?

 

Yeah, who cares ? It doesn't matter what job you do anyway. It's what sort of person you are that counts.

 

You know what most of the sunderland board look like. Been enougjh threads.


All ugly ****s.

 

Okay. Whilst we're doing confessions, here's the deal with me.

I'm actually a midget.

I wear specially built-up boots, not for any aesthetic reason, but simply to comply with Health & Safety regulations, as I need to be able to reach the grills.

I'd love to be able to play the guitar, but my stumpy midget fingers couldn't play a penny-whistle.

If Pixie clocked me in my Hobbit attire, that's me ****ed.

 

That's all well and dandy, but I'm a complete twat, Pix.

 

This is not news mate

 

You missed out your liking for travelling

 

No, Pix. I'm a bigger twat than even you have given me credit for.

 

Bigger.. Midget..

Make your mind up.

 

All fantasy, I'm afraid.

My Mum took me to the seaside once, but I ended getting lost for two weeks in the sand dunes.

 

I think he was calling you a Pikey mate.

This wasn't about any pretend trip to Vegas.

 

That was really your sister.

 

So you're in

 

Do you like butt plugs? Asking for a friend.