If only Chelsea had me for a negotiator you'd have been able to re-sign Sideshow for half a kilo of marshmallows
Huge oress conference in Paris and the first question was why did you leave Varcelona? His response in full was as follows:
This, clearly, is the end of days. Expect the Whore of Babylon to return to Jerusalem riding a 7 headed beast, any day now.
Neymar won't be able to make his Ligue 1 debut today, as La Liga held onto his registration for too long. This meant that PSG missed the deadline for eligibility for this weekend's games. Such bitter bitches!
Going to miss Hazard when he signs for Barca, great memories, will never forget the day he got sent off for assaulting that ball boy
Remember you are talking to a Chelsea fan. They are as bad as Liverpool fans when it comes to punishing racists...