Neymar, And My Worst Moment In Football!

I need to ask again, who is Dorris? I want in on the joke

 

Nothing sinister with this...Doris is my bedfellow Jay. When I pleasure her not only do I release a plethora of mini Maskies...she also releases a gem...her season ticket pal! Of late though, a number of forum contributors are sniffing around....looking for a bit of the action...so to speak at their ages FFS!

 

Now im even more confused mate