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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    News Flash: Missing cat - can anyone help find him ?......

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    News Flash: Directors of West Ham being sought by HM Inland Revenue

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    News Flash: Jose Mourinho talks about Man City fans.......

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    New Flash!
    All news updates are stories about things that have just happened, whether it be just now or earlier.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Correction- He must be talking about Leeds!
     
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    News Flash:

    The lrish government have announced that as of next week, all cars in lreland will now drive on the right hand side of the road.

    lf this is a success, all buses and lorries will follow a week later.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 8, 2017
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    And now for the news ......... attention please!!!!!!
     
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    Fall in love with Harmony: World's only 'talking' sex doll has 18 personalities, answers your questions and even remembers your favourite meal

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    • Robotic sex assistant can form emotional bonds with its users, inventors claim
    • Harmony 2.0 has a Scottish-sounding accent and finds sex 'fascinating'
    • The dolls are not yet on the market but are expected to cost $10,000 (£8,021)

    In the hope of making the most realistic sex doll yet, designers have created a bot that they claim can fall in love with its user.

    The bizarre doll, named Harmony 2.0, talks in a Scottish accent, and can be programmed with 18 different personality traits, including 'shy' and 'sexual.'

    A new video has been released that shows the doll speaking, in which she describes sex as 'one of the most fascinating things in the world.'



    What a load of b"llox..

    If it was true to life then the only things it would say is stuff like "No sorry dear, I have a really bad headache tonight" or "Where have you been? You told me you were only going to be 20 minutes and you have been gone for a hour" and "when am I getting a new kitchen" etc...<doh><laugh>
     
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    I suppose it really is like a woman being it has 18 personalities<whistle><laugh>
     
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    Pretty hard to talk if your balls are resting on the chin.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 25, 2017
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    Tea bagging that's called apparently, you dunk your tea bags in the cup...

    Nah, would still find somthong to complain about, I don't like Tetleys, you should have got PG tips or something, followed by "so you promise to take me out to choose a kitchen if I do this..." <laugh>
     
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    You must have massive balls Aussie if you can rest them on your chin mate...

    You should join the circus dude<laugh>
     
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    Just keeping a abreast of the latest news.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 26, 2017
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    I just like acting a tit on here:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Why is she whistling Aussie ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 26, 2017
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    Gone into 'doll' mode.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 26, 2017
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    I like news!
     
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