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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, Dec 19, 2016.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ok... Presents from the secret Santa handed out. Xmas on the forum is officially over... :bandit:

    Instead, we turn our attention to New Years.

    Instead of making resolutions for ourselves that we won't keep, make resolutions for someone else for them to ignore.


    I'll go first:
    Redlad: no more shoes, unless it's Elizabeth Shue.

    Greez: eat a vegetable at least one a week.

    Zingy: don't. (#zingywould)
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not even thinking of giving anything up until I've gone mental at Christmas.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    any for em... like stop being a ****?
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Get ****ed!
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    What's a vegetable? Does fruit salad sweets count?
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Mito. - re read all your comments and spell check them before posting.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Garlic - get a new joke book
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Milk - try to stick to one name change a month max
     
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  9. Zanjinho

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    Biscan - try to be straight :bandit:
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's my resolution every year.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No <ok>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    RHC take up drinking decent lager instead of that piss Carling.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's annoying, I'm trying to change my name every day in the run up to Xmas, but I have to wait a full 24 hours and can't remember the exact minute.

    4 more name changes before Xmas.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    Ok, I'll chalk that up as a fail

    So I'll try again - kick out the unit then <ok>
     
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    Tobes, Dec 20, 2016
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wishi- come back
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's Christmas. That may happen before New Year <laugh>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Would prefer Minxy. Something vaguely rude about her <ok>
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Don't stop saying #iwould?

    Got it. <ok>
     
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  20. saintKlopp

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    Erm. Making resolutions for other people to keep is not quite getting the hang of the idea, is it?
     
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